THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF FACEBOOK

"If you violate the letter or spirit of this Statement, or otherwise create risk or possible legal exposure for us, we can stop providing all or part of Facebook to you."

§  Thou Shalt Not ... engage in unlawful multi-level marketing, such as a pyramid scheme, on Facebook." 

§  Thou Shalt Not... Be A Convicted Sex Offender: "You will not use Facebook if you are a convicted sex offender." 

§  Thou Shalt Not... Play Facebook God: "You will not provide any false personal information on Facebook, or create an account for anyone other than yourself without permission [...] You will not create more than one personal account." 

§  Thou Shalt Not... Harass Thy Neighbor: "You will not bully, intimidate, or harass any user."

§  Thou Shalt Not... Be Under 13: "You will not use Facebook if you are under 13." 

§  Thou Shalt Not... Spam Or Hack Facebook: "You will not post unauthorized commercial communications (such as spam) on Facebook [...] You will not upload viruses or other malicious code."  That means you, hackers and pushers of penis-enlargement pills. 

§  Thou Shalt Not... Have Free Speech: "You will not post content that: is hate speech, threatening, or pornographic; incites violence; or contains nudity or graphic or gratuitous violence."

§  Thou Shalt Not... Post Thy Neighbor's Private Data

§  "You will not post anyone's identification documents or sensitive financial information on Facebook." 

§  Thou Shalt Not... Be A Digital Salesman: "You will not use your personal timeline for your own commercial gain (such as selling your status update to an advertiser) [...] You will not sell user data [...] You will not sell, transfer, or sublicense our code, APIs, or tools to anyone." 

§  Thou Shalt Not... Encourage Violation To These Rules: "You will not facilitate or encourage any violations of this Statement or our policies."

Whatever you say, Facebook. You've got the whole world in your hands. 

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